Friday, October 7, 2011

would you care?

the alarm yelled at me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the big boss texted me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the smart phone ding-dong an email tone around 5ish..
then I totally woke up.. 

WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUPPP!
ASS OUT OF BED
ITS A FUUUUUUUCKING NEW DAAAAAAAAAAY
TURN COCKSUCKING SKYPE ON
NOW. DO IT. I COMMAND IT.
in case you don't realize : I'm screaming. To wake you up.
But you won't listen. Stubborn little thing.
Fuck. C'mon now


you know what schnucki? you're def hilarious.. Me Likey!



R,