ouch..

"yes, hurt feelings. you started the long one with 'ouch'. and ended with 'ouch'

i say ouch like that when i'm hurt. said it before. if you use it like i do then you're hurt. fuck"

5W + 1H..

won't tell you what kinda thing I did on weekend..

won't tell you where I took this stupid, yet smart comb-out last weekend..

won't tell you who insisted me to do this.. and yess I did it on weekend..

won't tell you how freakin' nervous I was a whole weekend..

won't tell you when I did it.. told you.. last weekend, you idiot..

won't tell you why I did this..

to make you happy..

to make me happy..

to make us happy..

you happy now?

am happy now!

me and you, moron!

the weekend warrior

p.s :

dammit! I just did tell you why!

sha.. shake.. shakin 'dat ass..

everybody talked about this shit..

everybody felt the earthquake..

everybody ran outside of buildings and car-motor bike riders pulled over..

yess..

an earthquake of 6.8 on the richter scale struck off the island..

won't let you know what I was doing that time.. sorry..

otherwise someone will get fired if particular people knew about it..

here's a funny quote..

"last nite we rocked the island and now the island rocks us"

last nite..

we had quite heavy party at sky garden for our bestie b'day surprise party..

this morning..

we had quite heavy shaking on the island for our bestie b'day surprise present..

ha! kidding! not funny eh? sorry!

just to make myself calm!

so yeah.. everybody in the world..

really do appreciate for your concern to this beautiful island..

pray for all the best luck for all of us..

R-monkey with the b'day cake,

p.s :

the earthquake kept shaking for 3 times today..

it freaked me out so I headed to the beach..

and start drinking with my dear friends..

life's good ;)

skin head - in memoriam..

have you ever felt like miss some moments in the past?
I feel it now..

have you ever thought like really wanna go back to the past?
I feel it now..

have you ever popped up in mind to do the same mistakes again from the past?
I feel it now..




back in those days

no worries..

have I told you that am a BIG girl?

so stop dreading about me!

and stop worrying about your life!

it should be a wonderful world!

wonderful it is!

WTF.. did I complain?

who am I?

would you care?

the alarm yelled at me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the big boss texted me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the smart phone ding-dong an email tone around 5ish..
then I totally woke up.. 

WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUPPP!
ASS OUT OF BED
ITS A FUUUUUUUCKING NEW DAAAAAAAAAAY
TURN COCKSUCKING SKYPE ON
NOW. DO IT. I COMMAND IT.
in case you don't realize : I'm screaming. To wake you up.
But you won't listen. Stubborn little thing.
Fuck. C'mon now


you know what schnucki? you're def hilarious.. Me Likey!



R,

........

gute nacht schnucki,

R
 

turtly mars is my porn name..

turtly is my first pet..

this cute little turtle died since he ran away from the fish bowl..

I couldn't take care of myself and see what happened to my baby..

turtly was found somewhere in my messy book shelf..

R.I.P..

mars is the area where I grew up..

a house that finally I had my own room for the first time..

home sweet home..

haven't made any porn movie..

now y'all kinda confuse what I mean eh?

never mind..

these pics we took at our Ocean Suite room somewhere in nusa dua..

we were all in bikini but I have no idea why they made joke only about me..

ha! now I know why.. coz I posed like shit.. sorry.. shit is in my blood..

is this one look shit?

ok.. these should be better..

 

anyways.. we had tons of good times..

tequilla and moron peeps were just perfect partner in crime..

shit frog,