video kill the radio star..

made some stupid videos during my crazy busy lazy time..

don't dare to click it if you think you won't like it..

my almost dirty thirty!

S stands for?!?!!??!?

 glam frog - no surprises

jump and wet! that's how we roll it! 

afghanistan - bali return tickets

karaoke crew? screw!

 oldskulz

sincerely..

Dear my closest dearest parts of life..



Dear Rain, Thunder and Lightning,
Smiiiiiillllleeeee ;) and the world will smile back at you all ;P


Dear Money,
Would you have sex in my pocket and multiply? No condom.. Good deal aight?


Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal where you make me funnier, smarter and better dancer.. Then I saw the video.. We need to talk!!!!


Dear Sleep,
Am so sorry I hated you when I was little.. Now I can't get enough of you..


Dear My Room,
I'd better do nothing at someone else's places rather than do nothing with you..


Dear Ronald,
Your red hair is sexy! May I get those toys eventhou I only order PAKET PANAS at McDonald? Seriously.. you look damn sexy! Red head!


Dear Red Marlboro,
You make me look cool in society but you make me gross in kissing..


Dear Homework,
You're def not attractive.. And am not doing you.. I'd better make another plans for weekend.. See you on Monday.. Thank you..


Dear Day,
Why it takes so long from Monday to Friday and too short from Friday to Monday?


Dear Summer Flings,
You all keep coming back to my country! I wanna get royalty from the government in every bills you pay!


Dear Sun,
I thought you are my good partner in crime by making me look so exotic.. Why you now burnt me?


Dear My Curly Hair,
Hair is a women's crown! Would you be more cooperative?


Dear Beer,
You're such a costing best friend!


Dear Blackberry,
You're my hero.. I don't need to spend 200K for internet monthly fee and also you teach me how to be patient.. But I really need to open the 21cineplex site real soon.. so WORK YOUR ASS OFF! NOW!


Dear Chemistry,
You're always ready right next to me.. But where the hell are you lately? Fix me! Otherwise I make an intimate relationships with Tylenol PM!


Dear Sunshine,
I broke up with chemistry and I don't wanna make any deals with chemical.. We're done..


Dear Sunshine,
We're done.. But since you're a really nice one.. May I have relationship with the Cloud? Which is.. You know.. Your best friend.. Hang in the sky..



Sincerely,

Rani Hardjadinata






P.S :
Dear Distance,
You're an asshole - jerk - douche bag! Fuck you!!!!

stay gold..

68th year of your golden age..

me.. haven't got anything to give you more..

will you wait? 

am working on it.. really.. really.. working on it..

 

happy day of birth.. stay gold mom!

your daughter,

ouch..

"yes, hurt feelings. you started the long one with 'ouch'. and ended with 'ouch'

i say ouch like that when i'm hurt. said it before. if you use it like i do then you're hurt. fuck"

5W + 1H..

won't tell you what kinda thing I did on weekend..

won't tell you where I took this stupid, yet smart comb-out last weekend..

won't tell you who insisted me to do this.. and yess I did it on weekend..

won't tell you how freakin' nervous I was a whole weekend..

won't tell you when I did it.. told you.. last weekend, you idiot..

won't tell you why I did this..

to make you happy..

to make me happy..

to make us happy..

you happy now?

am happy now!

me and you, moron!

the weekend warrior

p.s :

dammit! I just did tell you why!

sha.. shake.. shakin 'dat ass..

everybody talked about this shit..

everybody felt the earthquake..

everybody ran outside of buildings and car-motor bike riders pulled over..

yess..

an earthquake of 6.8 on the richter scale struck off the island..

won't let you know what I was doing that time.. sorry..

otherwise someone will get fired if particular people knew about it..

here's a funny quote..

"last nite we rocked the island and now the island rocks us"

last nite..

we had quite heavy party at sky garden for our bestie b'day surprise party..

this morning..

we had quite heavy shaking on the island for our bestie b'day surprise present..

ha! kidding! not funny eh? sorry!

just to make myself calm!

so yeah.. everybody in the world..

really do appreciate for your concern to this beautiful island..

pray for all the best luck for all of us..

R-monkey with the b'day cake,

p.s :

the earthquake kept shaking for 3 times today..

it freaked me out so I headed to the beach..

and start drinking with my dear friends..

life's good ;)

skin head - in memoriam..

have you ever felt like miss some moments in the past?
I feel it now..

have you ever thought like really wanna go back to the past?
I feel it now..

have you ever popped up in mind to do the same mistakes again from the past?
I feel it now..




back in those days

no worries..

have I told you that am a BIG girl?

so stop dreading about me!

and stop worrying about your life!

it should be a wonderful world!

wonderful it is!

WTF.. did I complain?

who am I?

would you care?

the alarm yelled at me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the big boss texted me around 5ish..
then I went back to sleep..

the smart phone ding-dong an email tone around 5ish..
then I totally woke up.. 

WAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUPPP!
ASS OUT OF BED
ITS A FUUUUUUUCKING NEW DAAAAAAAAAAY
TURN COCKSUCKING SKYPE ON
NOW. DO IT. I COMMAND IT.
in case you don't realize : I'm screaming. To wake you up.
But you won't listen. Stubborn little thing.
Fuck. C'mon now


you know what schnucki? you're def hilarious.. Me Likey!



R,

........

gute nacht schnucki,

R
 

turtly mars is my porn name..

turtly is my first pet..

this cute little turtle died since he ran away from the fish bowl..

I couldn't take care of myself and see what happened to my baby..

turtly was found somewhere in my messy book shelf..

R.I.P..

mars is the area where I grew up..

a house that finally I had my own room for the first time..

home sweet home..

haven't made any porn movie..

now y'all kinda confuse what I mean eh?

never mind..

these pics we took at our Ocean Suite room somewhere in nusa dua..

we were all in bikini but I have no idea why they made joke only about me..

ha! now I know why.. coz I posed like shit.. sorry.. shit is in my blood..

is this one look shit?

ok.. these should be better..

 

anyways.. we had tons of good times..

tequilla and moron peeps were just perfect partner in crime..

shit frog,

no regrets..

just got a phone call..

they voted and gave me a chance to travel India, Vietnam and Taiwan for 3 weeks..

lucky me.. this time is a free trip holiday..

pitty me.. don't think get an unpaid leave from my company..

I've been talking and writing in english..

but never (not yet) had a title to go abroad..

no regrets.. I hope.. 

this movie below.. I made it by myself.. and won the competition..

click this button.. to "play" me ;)

the winner,

pot head madness..

talent : empire of the sun

venue : potato head beach club - bali

date : august 19th

and they wore some very weird sh*t..

the weirdest and wildest..

a full on party hard to the bone..

it was magical..

the partner in crime,

vacant-ion..

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love and light,

Timbis.. I'm in Love..

time to let go..

on this day in 2010

I was twitchy as there were butterflies in my tummy..
zing boom! wow bam! bim bam! hi ho ho! ssshhhhhh..

blow blow blow blow blow my fuse..

TG 431.. 2.15 PM

sunshine was here..

 

"don't dream the dream that can't be dreamed 

in your dream of dreams of the dream.."

the unburried bodies..

the village of Trunyan is squeezed tightly between the lake and mount of Batur 

an almighty volcano in Kintamani..

unlike the Balinese people.. the people of Trunyan do not cremate or bury their dead.. but just lay them out in bamboo cages to decompose..

the dead bodies don't produce bad smells because of the perfumed scents from a huge Taru Menyan tree which is said to be more than 1,100 years old..

 

a macabre collection of skulls and bones lies on the stone platform..

what a fascinating experience..

rest in peace,