Sunday, December 18, 2011

sincerely..



Dear my closest dearest parts of life..



Dear Rain, Thunder and Lightning,
Smiiiiiillllleeeee ;) and the world will smile back at you all ;P


Dear Money,
Would you have sex in my pocket and multiply? No condom.. Good deal aight?


Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal where you make me funnier, smarter and better dancer.. Then I saw the video.. We need to talk!!!!


Dear Sleep,
Am so sorry I hated you when I was little.. Now I can't get enough of you..


Dear My Room,
I'd better do nothing at someone else's places rather than do nothing with you..


Dear Ronald,
Your red hair is sexy! May I get those toys eventhou I only order PAKET PANAS at McDonald? Seriously.. you look damn sexy! Red head!


Dear Red Marlboro,
You make me look cool in society but you make me gross in kissing..


Dear Homework,
You're def not attractive.. And am not doing you.. I'd better make another plans for weekend.. See you on Monday.. Thank you..


Dear Day,
Why it takes so long from Monday to Friday and too short from Friday to Monday?


Dear Summer Flings,
You all keep coming back to my country! I wanna get royalty from the government in every bills you pay!


Dear Sun,
I thought you are my good partner in crime by making me look so exotic.. Why you now burnt me?


Dear My Curly Hair,
Hair is a women's crown! Would you be more cooperative?


Dear Beer,
You're such a costing best friend!


Dear Blackberry,
You're my hero.. I don't need to spend 200K for internet monthly fee and also you teach me how to be patient.. But I really need to open the 21cineplex site real soon.. so WORK YOUR ASS OFF! NOW!


Dear Chemistry,
You're always ready right next to me.. But where the hell are you lately? Fix me! Otherwise I make an intimate relationships with Tylenol PM!


Dear Sunshine,
I broke up with chemistry and I don't wanna make any deals with chemical.. We're done..


Dear Sunshine,
We're done.. But since you're a really nice one.. May I have relationship with the Cloud? Which is.. You know.. Your best friend.. Hang in the sky..



Sincerely,















Rani Hardjadinata






P.S :
Dear Distance,
You're an asshole - jerk - douche bag! Fuck you!!!!